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shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

(Source: lesbianmooncolony)

sideponytailanimewife:

me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????

flaccidtrip:

bestpal:

me at the club

me in my default pic on jack’d

flaccidtrip:

bestpal:

me at the club

me in my default pic on jack’d

(Source: poopgirl4)

Fuck boy huh? Lol clever carpet Carpet muncher. Kill yourself. Bitch how yo hair natural but yo sexual orientation not? Daddy issues? Were you raped or molested? Orrrrrrrrrrrrr let me guess.. the certified Mentally Retarded Answer : "I was born like this" FUCK who all supporting this bullshit blog you could NEVER be revolutionary. Them white people you "embarrassed" shouldn't feel that slighted. You an the rest of you gay hoes is the real embarrassment.

@Anonymous

black--lamb:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS YOU MAD???!

OR NAH?!

IS YOU MAD THOUGH!!!!??

OR NAAAAAHH??

MY NIGGGGAAAAAAA

IS YOUUUUU MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD???????

YOU MAAADD THOUGH!!!!! OOOOOOOOOO!!!!YOU MADDDDDD

OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE MAD YALL!!!!!!

SAKHFHASKHEWIRHEAIBFIEHFQ!!!

sleezed:

I really wanna fuck in a pool. Like the possibilities are endless. My god. But it’s like. Our pool. In our backyard you feel me. Boy. Bet I be eating pussy under water. That’s some wavy next level shit. Put on my goggles. And i’m gone. That’d be some shit if i’m eating her and she’s so into it and she feels me stop and is like ” baby ? ” and i’m on the other side of the pool floating dead. I forgot I needed air. Ain’t even come up smh

urgirlblaise:

me
mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

my-life-in-disney:

How come I never caught this.

(Source: llionkings)

dialupmodem:

clamperl:

he predicts the future

why did you take out his last name we all know his last name

dialupmodem:

clamperl:

he predicts the future

why did you take out his last name we all know his last name

faq

skypestripper:

no money no family 16 in the middle of miami

angry-slowpoke:

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantronevery time someones like "please take out your number 2 pencil"take it out and scream
“ME HOY MENOY”

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angry-slowpoke:

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
"please take out your number 2 pencil"
take it out and scream

ME HOY MENOY”

This post has over 1,400 notes because of you