If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy
50 shades of pissed off
"omg u look like-" I dont care
"omg u remind me of-" I dont care
"omg u act like-" I dont care
I dont care
finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life
|everyone:||are you okay|
|everyone:||you look tired|
|everyone:||you look upset|
|everyone:||you look confused|
|everyone:||are you mad at me|
|everyone:||what happened to you|
|everyone:||are you sick|
|me:||IT'S MY FACE|
sometimes i think i do well on a test but then i get it back and see that i got 2/50
man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom
i mean look at this shit.
it’s bunk beds and a little desk.
a motherfucking aquarium!
shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling
look how modern this shit is
it’s like three rooms in one
you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.
I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too